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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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[ TICKING ]

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Woman:
AIN'T THEY PURTY?

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YES. BUT THIS...

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IS PRETTIER, ISN'T IT?

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LARGE BILLS? GOOD.

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I DON'T WANT TO STRAIN MYSELF
CARRYING 'EM.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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WHAT ARE THEY,
CRAZY OR SOMETHIN'?

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WOW.
YOU GUYS IS AMAZING!

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WORKING FOR YOU
IS LIKE GOING TO THE CIRCUS!

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ANYWAY, HERE'S THE TRUCK
YOU WANTED.

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GOOD. LET'S START...

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LOADING THE MERCHANDISE.

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-WE'LL BE...
-OUT FOR A WHILE.

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WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

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Crimson Guard
to Cobra Commander.

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Mission accomplished.

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-We're coming in.
-We're coming in.

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Cobra Commander:
SO, DESTRO,

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IS THE THERMOMOLECULAR
IGNITION TRANSMITTER READY?

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YES, COMMANDER.

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I AM ABOUT TO MAKE
THE FIRST TEST.

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SUCCESS AT LAST, DESTRO!

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BY TOMORROW,
THE UNITED STATES SHALL BE OURS!

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ALL RIGHT, YOU GOLDBRICKS.
PONY UP.

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WHO'S GOT THE COURAGE
TO STAY AND SEE THESE BEAUTIES?

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HMM, NOT ME,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO STAKE ME.

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YOU GUYS
GONNA FOLD OR BE SORRY?

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YOU KNOW, LUCK'S LIKE
CLIMBING MOUNTAINS.

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YOU HIT THE PEAK, AND THERE'S
NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN.

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OH, I'M AT THE PEAK ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M PITCHIN' CAMP.

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RIP CORD, YOU IN OR OUT?

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I THINK YOU'RE FLYING
WITHOUT A CHUTE.

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READ 'EM AND WEEP, FELLAS.

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I GOT A -- OHH!

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YAAAAH!

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WHAT THE...

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DID ALL YOUR CASH
JUST DO THE BIG FLASH?

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WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS...

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Breaker:
I THINK I'VE GOT YOUR MAN.

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ATTENTION, CITIZENS!

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DUE TO THE FINANCIAL
IRRESPONSIBILITY

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AND INCOMPETENCE
OF YOUR LEADERS,

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COBRA HAS FOUND IT NECESSARY

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TO RESTRUCTURE
YOUR NATION'S ECONOMY.

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WE HAVE BEGUN BY ELIMINATING
THE WORTHLESS GREEN PAPER

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WHICH YOUR GOVERNMENT
HAS DECEIVED YOU

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INTO BELIEVING IS VALUABLE.

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COBRA WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE.

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AND OUT OF THE ASHES
WILL ARISE A NEW ORDER!

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HENRY!

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[ CROWD CHANTING
"WE WANT MONEY!" ]

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COBRA HAS US EXACTLY
WHERE THEY WANT US -- HELPLESS.

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IN LESS THAN A WEEK,

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BUYING AND SELLING HAVE BEEN
REPLACED BY RIOTING AND LOOTING.

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AND YOU CAN'T RE-ESTABLISH ORDER
UNTIL YOU PRINT NEW CURRENCY.

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AND YOU CAN'T PRINT NEW CURRENCY

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BECAUSE COBRA
WILL JUST DESTROY IT.

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YEAH, IN SHORT, COBRA'S GOT US
BASTING OVER A FIRE.

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AND TIME IS ON THEIR SIDE.

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WITH EVERY PASSING DAY, THE
ECONOMY SINKS DEEPER INTO CHAOS.

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SO COBRA COMMANDER
JUST HAS TO SIT BACK

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AND WAIT FOR THE COUNTRY
TO FALL INTO HIS HANDS.

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THEN WE HAVE ONE THING
GOING FOR US --

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HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WAIT.

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HEY, BOSS!

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THAT HISSING FOOL'S
ON THE TV AGAIN!

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CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES,

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I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
COBRA'S ECONOMIC RECOVERY PLAN.

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IF YOU WANT MONEY
TO BUY FOOD FOR YOUR CHILDREN,

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TAKE ALL YOUR VALUABLES

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TO THE NEAREST BRANCH
OF EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.

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THERE, ALL GOODS WILL BE
EXCHANGED FOR COBRA CURRENCY.

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THAT'S IT!
WE'VE GOT OUR LEAD.

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LET'S PAY A VISIT
TO EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.

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FLINT, LOOK!

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HEY, GET IN LINE!

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ARE YOU DEAF?

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I SAID GET IN LINE!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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UNLESS YOU WANT MORE OF THAT,
DO LIKE I SAID.

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LEAVE HER ALONE!

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WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT!

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WELL, YOU'VE GOT A FIGHT NOW,
FLY BOY!

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Flint:
NO, DON'T FIGHT BACK!

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WE WANT TO PREVENT A RIOT,
NOT START ONE!

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FOLKS, PLEASE!
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

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PANIC WILL ONLY
MAKE THINGS WORSE!

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YOU STAY PUT, LILY.

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OKAY, DAD.

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HERE, FELLAS.

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I GOT SOMETHING
TO TIE UP THEM YAHOOS WITH.

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LOOK! IN THE TRUCK!

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DADDY, SAVE ME!

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Lily: DADDY!

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THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!

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AAH!

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DADDY!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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THANKS, MISTER.

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I AIN'T SEEN ROPING LIKE THAT
SINCE THE '66 COUNTY FAIR!

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LET 'EM GO!
THEY SAVED MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE!

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WELL, I GUESS HE'S RIGHT.

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THIS MUST BE
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.

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YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.

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I'VE GOT MY ORDERS!

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YOU GOT ORDERS, TOO?

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UH, TAKE THE ELEVATOR
RIGHT UP TO THE PENTHOUSE!

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THEY'RE IN THE ELEVATOR NOW.

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ALL RIGHT,
STAY BACK!

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DO ANY OF YOU
HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

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MY TURN.

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YOUNG MAN!

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Tomax:
WOULD YOU MIND?

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Xamot:
THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS.

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PLEASE,
MISS HENDERHAUNCH...

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IGNORE THIS INTRUSION.

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CUT THE ACT, YOU CLOWNS.

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WE KNOW YOU'RE WORKING
FOR COBRA.

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ON THE CONTRARY.
WE'RE MERELY ACTING...

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AS BROKERS FOR A CLIENT,
IN RETURN FOR...

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A PERCENTAGE
OF THE GROSS.

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-WE'VE DONE NOTHING...
-ILLEGAL.

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-COBRA'S MONEY IS...
-AS GOOD AS ANYONE'S.

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-IN FACT...
-THESE DAYS...

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IT'S BETTER.

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-AFTER ALL...
-THESE ARE TROUBLED TIMES.

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I'M GONNA TROUBLE YOUR FACES
INTO PASTA!

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SORRY ABOUT THIS INTERRUPTION,
MADELINE.

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WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE OUR TALK
ON THE PLANE TOMORROW?

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ALL RIGHT. 9:00 SHARP.

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BUT NEVER
KEEP A HENDERHAUNCH WAITING.

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THEY'RE RIGHT.

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THEY'RE WITHIN THE LAW.

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THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

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-ARE YOU...
-STILL HERE?

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-UH, WE WERE HOPING...
-YOU'D SHOW US...

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BACK TO THE ELEVATOR.

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-HMM?
-HMM?

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I REALLY DON'T SEE
WHY AN ESCORT IS NECESSARY.

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SORRY, LADY.
WE'VE GOT OUR ORDERS.

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BOMBS AWAY!

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GET LOST!

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YOU RUFFIAN!

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QUIET!
PLEASE, MISS HENDERHAUNCH.

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WE'RE REAL SORRY
ABOUT THIS, MA'AM.

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Flint: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

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Thunder:
[ LAUGHS ] WE DID IT!

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YEAH. NOW LET'S CHECK
ON OUR GUEST.

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I HAVE A FEELING
MISS HENDERHAUNCH

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IS GOING TO BE PERTURBED.

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[ LAUGHS ] MARVELOUS.

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THIS GENTLEMAN
HAS JUST GIVEN ME

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THE MOST WONDERFUL RECIPE
FOR SOUFFLé.

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HEY, MAN, I'M A GOURMET.

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Tomax: SOON YOU'LL SEE
THAT THERE'S NO SAFER PLACE

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FOR YOUR VALUABLES...

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THAN WITH OUR
ASSOCIATES AT COBRA.

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I'M CERTAINLY IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR SECURITY,

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ESPECIALLY SINCE
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD ME

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WHERE WE'RE GOING.

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SUCH PRECAUTIONS
ARE NECESSARY...

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TO DETER POTENTIAL SPIES.

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MM, SPIES.

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YES, I -- I SUPPOSE.

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[ BEEPING ]

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Flint: LADY JAYE'S
HOMING SIGNAL. LET'S SCRAMBLE.

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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

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[ Singsongy voice ]
YO-O-O, JOE!

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Ace: ACE TO FLINT --
TARGET IS DESCENDING!

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IN THE ROCKIES?
THEY'RE CRAZY!

193
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THEY'RE GONNA CRASH
INTO THAT MOUNTAIN!

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THE PLANE!
IT'S --IT'S GONE!

195
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BUT I DON'T GET ANY CRASH SIGNS
ON INFRARED.

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Xamot:
AS YOU SEE, OUR VAULT...

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Tomax:
IS COMPLETELY SECURE.

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Henderhaunch:
HMM, I SHOULD SAY SO.

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IN ADDITION
TO THE GROUND FORCES...

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COBRA POLAR ASSAULT TROOPS
ARE IN CONSTANT READINESS.

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VERY IMPRESSIVE.

202
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,380
BUT MAY I SEE THE VAULT ITSELF?

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OF COURSE.
I'LL ESCORT YOU INSIDE...

204
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,864
WHILE I CHECK IN
WITH OUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.

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WE'RE STILL GETTING
LADY JAYE'S SIGNAL.

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IT'S WEAKER,

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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,870
BUT IT SEEMS TO BE COMING
FROM INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN.

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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,918
WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING
EVEN STRANGER?

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THAT MOUNTAIN'S INVISIBLE
ON RADAR.

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MAYBE THE COLD CLIMATE'S
AFFECTING THE INSTRUMENTS.

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00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,577
OR THAT MOUNTAIN ISN'T THERE.

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Tomax: THIS ENTIRE COBRA TEMPLE
IS OUR VAULT.

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LOOK, THE TREASURE ALREADY,
UH, GIVEN OVER TO OUR CARE.

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AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS
THE LARGEST STOCKPILE

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OF TANGIBLE ASSETS
EVER ASSEMBLED.

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ASTOUNDING.

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UH, WHAT'S IN HERE?

219
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OH, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT,
REALLY.

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JUST AN ANCILLARY OPERATION.

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I SEE.

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WELL, TOUR'S OVER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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READY TO TRUST OUR BANK?

224
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,612
UH, WHAT'S IN THERE?

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WHY, JUST...

226
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,312
LOOKS LIKE
SOME KIND OF BIG RADIO.

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WE HAVE TO, UH, KEEP IN TOUCH
WITH THE NEW YORK OFFICE.

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OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.

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JUST ONE MORE QUESTION --

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00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:22,932
DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ANYONE
TO SWALLOW SUCH UTTER HOGWASH?

231
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,762
I WONDERED
WHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG!

232
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,286
SHE'S A SPY!
I'VE GOT HER GUN!

233
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,941
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ME!

234
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,471
HUH. A DOUBLE PLAY!

235
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,084
LADY JAYE'S SIGNAL HAS STOPPED.

236
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,520
SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE!

237
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,435
KEEP YOUR WEAPONS
AT THE READY.

238
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,051
UP THERE!

239
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,143
HEY, WHAT'S THE RACKET?

240
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,364
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LOOK?

241
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,322
OHH!

242
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,021
THIS IS ONE TIME
I DON'T MIND GETTING THE BOOT.

243
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:11,198
WE CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
I'M JUMPING!

244
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,548
AND SPLATTER YOURSELF
ON THAT MOUNTAIN?

245
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:17,117
ONLY IF IT'S REALLY THERE,
ACE.

246
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,382
RIP CORD,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

247
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,687
POP YOUR CHUTE!

248
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,950
NOT YET!

249
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,083
MY INSTINCTS SAY
THAT MOUNTAIN ISN'T THERE!

250
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:31,218
PULL THE CORD, YOU MANIAC!
THAT MOUNTAIN IS REAL!

251
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,874
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW!

252
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:53,370
YO-O-O, JOE!

253
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:56,460
Ace:
RIP CORD, CAN YOU READ ME?

254
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,332
ACE, THIS IS WILD!

255
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,639
I JUST FELL THROUGH A HOLOGRAM!

256
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:07,558
FLINT, THIS IS RIP CORD!
I'M OVER IT -- SNAKE CITY!

257
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,127
BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP!
DO YOU READ?

258
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,869
Flint: THIS IS FLINT, RIP CORD!
WE READ YOU!

259
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,220
AND AS FOR HELP, YOU GOT IT!

260
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,049
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE OUT!

261
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,513
DESTRO, BARONESS!

262
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,820
THE JOES HAVE FOUND US!

263
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:56,390
MAN YOUR FLIGHT PODS!
LEAD THE ASSAULT FORCES!

264
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,566
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COMMANDER?

265
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:03,179
I SHALL BE DIRECTING THE BATTLE
FROM A REMOTE LOCATION.

266
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,452
Flint:
NOTHING OUT THERE BUT SNOW.

267
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,584
WHERE ARE THEY?

268
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,542
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.

269
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,894
-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

270
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,244
YA-HOO!

271
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,028
MUSIC TO MY EARS!

272
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,904
OH, NO!

273
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,870
Tomax:
I'LL GO COLLECT HER...

274
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,220
Xamot:
IF SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

275
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,578
COME ON, COBRA,
MEET YOUR MONGOOSE!

276
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,366
THEY ARE FOLLOWING
OUR PLAN PERFECTLY.

277
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,021
MELT THE SNOW, FIREFLY!

278
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,730
UH-OH!

279
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,210
I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
MY SWIMMING TRUNKS!

280
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,039
CAN YOU MOVE IT?

281
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,606
NO, IT'S UP OVER OUR TRACKS!

282
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,785
Guard: MAKE CERTAIN
NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL

283
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,266
GET NEAR THE THERMOMOLECULAR
IGNITION TRANSMITTER.

284
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,450
HMM. A PITY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN HAD TO PERISH.

285
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:47,675
YOUR VICTIMS ALL HAVE
ONE THING IN COMMON --

286
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,980
LONGEVITY!

287
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,376
I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO COMPETE
IN A CONTEST OF STRENGTH,

288
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:57,163
ESPECIALLY WITH ONE
SO OBVIOUSLY INFERIOR.

289
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,079
I FEEL THE SAME WAY...

290
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,255
ABOUT INTELLIGENCE!

291
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,040
NOTHING BUT MUD!

292
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,868
HERE, GIVE ME A HAND!

293
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,261
EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?

294
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,785
JUST A WEE BIT WATERLOGGED!

295
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,656
ROADBLOCK, LOOK OUT!

296
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,226
SURRENDER!

297
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,794
WE HAVE YOU, G.I. JOE!

298
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:24,494
OUR REMOTE-CONTROLLED ASPS
WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!

299
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:28,281
Flint: OH, YEAH?
WELL, HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!

300
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,771
IT'S NOT OVER YET, MY DEAR.

301
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,166
THERE ARE TWO OF US, REMEMBER?

302
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,392
XAMOT!
WHAT HIT YOU?

303
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,134
I'M COMING, XAMOT!
HOLD ON!

304
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,225
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

305
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,358
YOU AND I STILL HAVE
A SCORE TO SETTLE.

306
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,321
BOY, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
TELEGRAPHING YOUR PUNCHES.

307
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,676
ENOUGH! I GIVE UP!

308
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,156
I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM!

309
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,158
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

310
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,080
G.I. JOE!

311
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,388
WELL, TIME FOR BYE-BYE, JOE!

312
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,132
CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER,
ROADBLOCK.

313
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,353
AW, RELAX.

314
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,833
THIS CAN'T GO ON
FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE WEEKS!

315
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:51,407
5...4...3...2...1.

316
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,325
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN?

317
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,507
Baroness: GREEDY FOOLS,
FORGET THE MONEY!

318
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:09,295
IT'S ONLY A GOLD-PLATED
BATTLE COBRA POLYMER ALLOY!

319
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,950
IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD
IF THE JOES DEFEAT US!

320
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,909
Roadblock: QUICK,
WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED!

321
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,955
KNOCK OUT THOSE ASPS!

322
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,268
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

323
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,967
GREEDY FOOLS! BAH!

324
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,324
[ ROADBLOCK LAUGHS ]

325
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,369
WHAT SAY
WE DEPOSIT THESE TURKEYS

326
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,982
FOR A LONG TERM
IN THE BANK OF SING SING?

327
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:49,204
FLINT, THE CRIMSON GUARD
COMMANDERS ARE GONE.

328
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,901
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
LADY JAYE.

329
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:55,384
PERSONALLY, I WAS GETTING SICK
OF SEEING DOUBLE ANYWAY.

330
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,735
WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT
SOME MONEY BACK ON THE TABLE,

331
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,563
LET'S FINISH THIS GAME.

332
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,913
ALL RIGHT,
JUST SHOVE IT OVER HERE.

333
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,264
I'VE GOT A FLUSH.

334
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,744
BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN DYING
TO FIND OUT,

335
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:08,745
RIP CORD, OLD BUDDY.

336
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,269
YOU NEVER FINISHED TELLING US

337
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,096
HOW YOU GOT PAST
THAT POLAR TROOPER.

338
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,534
NO BIG DEAL.
TIED HIS SHOELACES TOGETHER.

339
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:18,407
WHEN HE WENT FOR ME,
HE FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE.

340
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:21,628
JUST LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO,
"OLD BUDDY."

341
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:25,893
I'VE GOT A FULL HOUSE, AND
YOU'VE GOT AN EMPTY WALLET!

342
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,155
TERRIFIC.

343
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,463
JUST LIKE COBRA --
YOU GOT MONEY TO BURN.

344
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,769
[ LAUGHTER ]